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Dating Hijinx Entry 2

Posted by grimmreality1@gmail.com on December 21, 2016 at 2:30 AM Comments comments (0)

 

 

Dating Hijinx Entry 1

Posted by grimmreality1@gmail.com on December 21, 2016 at 2:30 AM Comments comments (0)

 

 

My Story Arcs Are Less Arc-y

Posted by grimmreality1@gmail.com on December 21, 2016 at 2:25 AM Comments comments (0)

 

 

To Live Deliberately

Posted by grimmreality1@gmail.com on November 30, 2016 at 12:45 AM Comments comments (0)

 

 

This Quiz Would Be Easier If I Were an Ethnic Minority

Posted by grimmreality1@gmail.com on July 5, 2016 at 1:55 AM Comments comments (0)

 

 

I'd Like to Teach the World to Seize the Means of Production

Posted by grimmreality1@gmail.com on March 17, 2016 at 8:50 PM Comments comments (0)

PITCH MEETING, INTERIOR

AD GUY: We make Coke an experiential brand, the catalyst of all the great moments in life.

COKE GUY: Isn't that booze?

AD GUY: Coke is booze now.

Dickpix

Posted by grimmreality1@gmail.com on March 17, 2016 at 8:10 PM Comments comments (0)

CONGREGATION (unison): ...for thou art with me, thy rod & thy staff they comfort me...

 

KID IN THE BACK: *snortlaugh*

 

GOD: *snortlaugh*

MATTHEW GRIMM'S ONE-ACT PLAYHOUSE: Ep 2 - Sex

Posted by grimmreality1@gmail.com on March 17, 2016 at 3:45 PM Comments comments (0)

ANGEL: So we made sex & it's fuckAWESOME.

 

GOD: Good, now make them think about it ALL the time & also tell them it is horrible & wrong.

LOST HISTORY - Ep 2 - Mesopotamia

Posted by grimmreality1@gmail.com on February 17, 2016 at 8:20 PM Comments comments (0)

THE FIRST WAR


AKKADIAN: Sir, what city lies yonder?


GUY: Ur.


AKKADIAN: If you don't know just say


GUY: I said


AKKADIAN: Don't be a dick


GUY: Ur face is a dick

My Act Isn't For Everyone

Posted by grimmreality1@gmail.com on February 1, 2016 at 8:05 PM Comments comments (0)

ME: All smiles are ironic! Stop lying with your smiles!

 

CASHIER: Sir, the mic is store use only.

 

ME: Thanx, Hy-Vee! I'm here all week!

 

CASHIER: He's actually not.