GrimmReality
Where fairy tales go to drink it off. Oh and also Matthew Grimm's online thing.
The "Blog"
Basically just a bunch of tweets and facebook posts. Sorry. You deserve more. I'm just not capable of it.
Stasi Chic
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Read Full Post »Just found out what Elf On the Shelf is & I'd be a bit more comfortable with it if sales data were used to TAKE YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN AWAY.
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Come to Think of It, If All This Power-of-the-Human-Spirit Bullshit Was Real, We Wouldn't Have Gotten Here In the Fucking First Place
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Read Full Post »A movie that "will make you believe in holiday miracles" fuckwell better reverse time & make 50 million people less stupid or it should stfu
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Multidontia
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Read Full Post »Zipper broke on my good winter coat, then I found a second smaller zipper inside the outside zipper. My coat is Alien. Do not fuck with me.
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Dating Hijinx Entry 2
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Read Full Post »DATE: And that's my 12-year-old.
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ME: My emotional availability is the only people I have pictures of in my phone are my friends' dogs.
Dating Hijinx Entry 1
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Read Full Post »DATE: I consider my passport my lifeline. Truly living is experiencing new things.
ME: I use my car as an extra freezer in the wintertime.
My Story Arcs Are Less Arc-y
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Read Full Post »SCI-FI THING
ANDROID: I want to know what it is to be human
ME: OH MY GOD, no you fucking DON'T, trust me!
A:
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To Live Deliberately
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Read Full Post »EWOK CONTRACTOR: Reinforced catwalks?
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EWOK ENGINEER: Look you never know when big shaved spacemonkeys will conscript you into their dumb war
Also Self-Esteemier
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Read Full Post »A Picture of Dorian Grey only it's a painting of me in the attic getting smarter and less profoundly socially addled.
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This Quiz Would Be Easier If I Were an Ethnic Minority
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Read Full Post »COP: Know why I stopped you?
ME: Austerity policies & tax-cuts for the rich made you a bagman for corrupt revenue quotas?
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M: Blink ...
Not All Bugs
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Read Full Post »A spider bit me & I thought if I were George W. Bush I would go fuck up some ants in the neighbors' garden & liberate some strawberries.
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